You might be a FanBoy if…


Stemming from the rash of fanaticism about the PS3 launch I have come to the conclusion that FanBoys are like red-necks. We just can’t help but make fun of them… So with a nod to Jeff Foxworthy, I present to you; You might be a FanBoy if…

If you can’t stop long enough to bear your child, because of the PS3 Launch…
You might be a FanBoy


If you are willing to spend $10,000+ dollars for a PS3…
You might be a FanBoy

If you are an EX-Senator and think that you deserve a PS3 more then the rest of America…
You might be a FanBoy

If you want a PS3 SO badly that you steal it..
You might be a FanBoy
You also might be a FanBoy

If you held up by gun point and requested to give the robber your PS3 money and you refuse…
You might be a Fanboy

If you are so blinded by the thought of getting a PS3 that you walk into a pole…
You might be a Fanboy
THE VIDEO!

If you are crazy enough to completely WASTE $400 or $600..
You might be an .. Idiot.

If you wait around and stalk Fanboys buying a PS3 only to steal it from them…
You have way to much time on your hands, and need help.

If you are over the age of 15 and act like a 2 year old throw a temper tantrum inciting a riot…
You might be a FanBoy

.. and if you’re PS3 was DOA…
You’ve not been following this blog. 😉

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