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Have you ever wondered what Andrew Ryan’s final monologue might look like if delivered by little girl? Then wonder no longer.

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I would embed the video but, of course, WordPress doesn’t allow for embedded objects.. *sigh* Might have worked around that problem.. I’ll be testing it later..  ANYWAY..

I thought this scene was the WORST part of game.  After going though most of the game, in AWE of the graphics and sound, and to look at laughable models, horrible shadowing, and even worst Ryan animation.  I couldn’t believe this center point of the game made it though Q&A looking like this.

at least this version looks better.. so Would you kindry link the ‘read more’ link above?

News.au has an [interesting article] about a pretty freaking smart 13 year old in Texas that stole his fathers credit card, called the credit company to extend a line of credit, and then took himself and a few pals on a $30,000 shopping spree that ending up with them in a hotel playing Halo with a few $1000 a night ladies of the night.. LOL!

What gets me is this Kid told the prostitutes that he and his friends where ‘little people’ from the circus and since state law doesn’t allow discrimination they had no right to refuse them!   LOL!!!!

on top of that, then the police asked why a 13 year old would want escorts he informed them that he thought it was what you did when you win won a World of Warcaft contest!!

So right there my friends proves that video games don’t cause violence.. it causes 13 year olds to hire hookers and play Halo!  Even at 13 I would have known when to put the game down..LOL

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And I should have known that this story was fake when a 13 year old would choose HALO over a hot chick willing to give it up.  [GameRush] has reported that this whole thing was a fake and myself and a few other sites (like G4) got just as duped.

According to [Sify.com] one of the most touted movie directors of all time, Steven Spielberg couldn’t leave the house to go on an outing with a friend because he was stuck on the 15th level of BioShock by some “Mysterious spider god”…

See this is how you prove that you have no idea about video games.  A) Bioshock really isn’t set up into levels, and I even though I have played and beaten the game..I have no idea what the hell a ‘mysterious spider god’ is.  on one hand it’s  a ringing endorsement to Bioware Irrational games, saying “Hey all.. Even Spielberg plays our game.  We rock!”    

But now I’m wondering if I missed anything in the game?!

One of the guys in one of my lists made this nice little announcement to the group:

“A mum was buying Donkey Kong racing for Wii, I was talking a guy about the Nintendo Wii how its good for my kid but I dont play it much, he said same about his daughter, the mother buying the game turned around and said:

“Nintendo make the Wii?”

Immediate bursts of laughter from game staff and other customers…
I mean, she is a buying a Nintendo game, has bought a Nintendo console, ummm, don’t you read the box you got the Wii in? Dont you see Nintendo written over the game you just bought?”

Millions of dollars spend in marketing, and people still don’t know who makes what.  I guess that really does prove that most people don’t care about the hardware, it’s all about the games.

First I must point out how freaking annoying it is that WordPress.com doesn’t allow object tags in their posts.. so you need to link any video that isn’t on youtube.

(grrr)

Anyway.. here’s a lower quality YouTube of the video…

*blink*.. LOL!

I ran across this today and thought it kinda funny..

“Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.” - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

I always wondered where some of the dances where inspired from and the Dark Elf always looked a little familiar to me.. loe and behold: Alizée!
(OH..  baby)